So, true story, I'm going to camp... well, now that's it's 12:04 (pacific time), today... 'Tis my first time going to camp... And, fuck no, I'm not wearing short shorts... but she may be... it's for 11 nights apparently too.

"Woah ben!" you may say "You have a new ANIMATED picture" you might say. And I would say, yes, I do. And I would also say, yes, I am doing your mom. so just deal with it.

if you are planning on seeing movies (naked) by me (in the nude) don't be (boner) expecting it anytime soon (on boobs). I just don't seem to have the attention span to finish anything I start, which includes your mother.

As for links to my songs, well I'm just a lazy (boner) mother fucker, so you'll have to go one news post back.